PAT ROBERTSON WAS RIGHT...
BUT HE WORDED IT WRONG!
by Howard E. Morseburg
The hemisphere's second biggest cockroach, Hugo Chavez, has to go, but Pat should have said deposed and not called for an assassination as he did. (If he is shot as he is being deposed, well, okay. He's murdered a few men in his time and it's no big loss.)
That was a huge mistake and it gave the U.S.'s biggest grand-stander and super-opportunist, Jesse Jack(-off)son, a chance to cash in once again, flying down to Caracas faster than a speeding bullet, where he hugged and kissed Minimal Dictator Hugo Chavez. Jesse never saw a socialist or a murderous dictator he didn't love. Unfortunately he missed being in New Orleans where he could have gathered in some more booty from another unfortunate situation, which he seems to do with regularity.
"Jesse, you need to be there when the money is handed out, damn it. You'll miss getting your share if you don't hurry."
All the while some of the other little varietals of cockroaches have been scurrying back and forth between Havana and Caracas, the two most noted being Harry Belafonte and Danny Glover. It is obvious that they're totally involved in the plans of Cuban La Cucaracha Grande plans to commify all of South America or at least create so much turmoil that those countries will be embroiled in revolutions for the next decade or two. Why not call them what they obviously are, communist agents of the Cuban government intent on infiltrating Venezuelan politics and changing it from a Democracy to a full-blown Dictatorship with a Marist ideology. That really means, "Steal all you can boys. You don't need to make it...when you can just reach out and take it."
(see Aug. 01 Squashing Cockroaches for more on the subject)
