Ye Olde Codger-tator
Friday, January 09, 2004
 

AL QUAEDA APOLOGIZES FOR KILLING 8 CHILDREN

Dear Citizens of Afghanistan:

We, the governing body of Al Quaeda, do apologize for setting off a car bomb that killed 8 children on their way home from school, as well as injuring 50 other citizens of your country. We're really trying to kill Americans, but once again we missed. Therefore it is the Americans' fault for driving too fast past the car bomb. You understand, don't you?

We've also killed innocent Palestinians, Iraqis, and Saudis. Again, it is the Americans' fault. We cannot help it if the average suicide bomber is a rather dumb dipshit and kills the wrong people, can we?

The Americans could be a little more cooperative, and the world a little less critical. The only ones who really understand us are the anti-war protestors in the U.S.

To those who lost children, it is nothing, as Allah will bless them when they reach Paradise. They will receive the true blessing of 50 virgins after they reach the age of 21, providing they are not women or Lesbians.

After all, it was only a simple mistake.
Salaam.
  12:59 AM


<< Home
Independent thoughts. Politically incorrect? So what! Freedom of speech is just that, freedom of speech. Many Universities no long seem to subscribe to the Second Amendment. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA WRIT SMALL. (Theodore Dalrymple).

About Me

Name:Howarde
Location:Solvang, California, United States

Born in Ohio in 1924, which leaves the arithmetic to you. Raised in New Jersey on the banks of the Hudson River, where I often watched all the activities on the river, such as maiden voyages of the English liner, S.S. Queen Mary and the French liner, S.S. Normandie, the large vessels docking on the N.Y. side of the river. Spent five years at sea as a Merchant Seaman, rank of Purser. Sort of like roaming the world during and after WWII.

View my complete profile

ARCHIVES
06/01/2003 - 06/30/2003 / 07/01/2003 - 07/31/2003 / 08/01/2003 - 08/31/2003 / 09/01/2003 - 09/30/2003 / 10/01/2003 - 10/31/2003 / 11/01/2003 - 11/30/2003 / 12/01/2003 - 12/31/2003 / 01/01/2004 - 01/31/2004 / 02/01/2004 - 02/29/2004 / 03/01/2004 - 03/31/2004 / 04/01/2004 - 04/30/2004 / 05/01/2004 - 05/31/2004 / 06/01/2004 - 06/30/2004 / 07/01/2004 - 07/31/2004 / 08/01/2004 - 08/31/2004 / 09/01/2004 - 09/30/2004 / 10/01/2004 - 10/31/2004 / 11/01/2004 - 11/30/2004 / 12/01/2004 - 12/31/2004 / 01/01/2005 - 01/31/2005 / 02/01/2005 - 02/28/2005 / 03/01/2005 - 03/31/2005 / 04/01/2005 - 04/30/2005 / 05/01/2005 - 05/31/2005 / 06/01/2005 - 06/30/2005 / 07/01/2005 - 07/31/2005 / 08/01/2005 - 08/31/2005 / 09/01/2005 - 09/30/2005 /


Powered by Blogger